OBJECTIVE: To get a high paying, stress free, sit-back and relax kind of job.

SUMMARY: Really cool guy. Enjoys backrubs. EDUCATION: Bachelor of Science in Mathematics University of Nevada, Reno, Nevada Tentatively Graduating May 2005 Courses taken include: Wilderness Skills (twice) History of U.S. and Indian Relations Planetary Astronomy Weight Lifting English 101 and 102 World Regional Geography Music Appreciation Nutrition Karate

Also graduated preschool, DARE, 8th grade and high school.

EXPERIENCE:
Lead Specialty, April 2000 to June 2004
Petsmart Reno, Nevada 775-852-9326
• Customer service duties included ignoring customers, pretending not to hear customers, avoiding customers, insulting customers, refusing service, and slacking off.
• Animal care duties consisted of neglect.
• Other duties included driving around on the forklift while honking the horn incessantly.
• Acquired the ability to annoy the general public and to get beneath the skin of fellow associates. Also gained ability to backtalk boss and grumble behind manager's backs.

Warehouseman, June 2004 to Dec 2004 (temporary position, NOT fired)
Belimo Customization (USA) Inc. Sparks, Nevada 775-857-4243
• Duties involved, well...actually nothing. Sat around a lot and chewed the fat.
• Acquired juggling skills and taste for Domino's pizza.

ACTIVITIES:
• Television connoisseur
• Procrastination
• Eating at the DC, the Wolf's Den, and the Overlook

Copyright 2005 Travis Felker