Edward I Long Shanks' (1239-1307)

Killed Sir William Wallace (Braveheart, aka Mel Gibson).

"Where is my toga?"

Samuel Adams (1722-1803)

Signed Declaration of Independence and invented the act of eating.

“I wouldn't drink anything with my name on it.”

John Adams (1735-1826)

Signed the Declaration of Independence, 2nd U.S. President, and created the English language.

John Quincy Adams (1767-1848)

6th U.S. President, Defended Africans at Amistad trial in 1841, and invented the distortion pedal.

"Duty is ours; results are God's"

Daniel Edward Salmon (1850-1914)

Creator of salmonella poisoning.

Joseph Stalin (1879-1953)

Russian political leader, who was the undisputed leader of the USSR from 1929 until his death. Responsible for the deaths of about 21 million Russians and sporter of a bad mustache since outlawed for all but police authorities.

“Communism? What a good idea!”