"I think he came to my house once and
threw ice pie at my sister." – Kevin K.

"The Travis embarrasses me in public." – Mindy P.

"This guy is a liar! Don't believe a thing you hear from
The Travis–or should I say Jared?" - Gerry V.

"Only fruits have their own web page." – Carlos F.

"It's a good thing The Travis' ego isn't over inflated." – Karl M.

"The Travis is the greatest!" – anonymous

"I met The Travis a few times. He was a cool cat, but having
a conversation with him was difficult with all the throngs of
screaming fan-girls swarming around him." – Jeff B.

"I find this website offensive." – Cal G.

"Does he find that people run away from him a lot?" – Christin H.

"The amazing thing about The Travis is that he is
perfect in every single way yet has still remained
so humble and modest." – President OTTFC

"He smells. Bad." – Jen B.

"Once, he pronounced my name wrong,
and it made my ears bleed.” – Suzie L.

"I’ve known him for many years…(long pause)...
...many, many, long years." – Mike M.

"Are you kidding me? Are you serious?
He owes me five bucks!" – John D.