"All men are created equal, but some men, like The
Travis, are created more equal." – Britney Spears

"A day without The Travis is like February
in Canada. It sucks." - George W. Bush

"Sad cracker... so full of himself, yet so empty." - Jesse Jackson

"The Travis started the whole 'socks and shoes'
craze that has swept the nation." - Ralph Lauren

"I like The Travis' website on the Internet. I use my Web browser
to view it everyday through my wireless Internet connection with
my laptop computer." - Benjamin Franklin

"In The Travis' case, cool and creepy
are the same thing." - Abraham Lincoln

"I voted against The Travis." - John Kerry

"The Travis? I don't think he exists." - The Easter Bunny

"Our slogan was 'Like a The Travis' until he told us
to change it." - Ford Motor Company

"The Travis rocks harder than a peanut butter
and banana sandwich, baby." - Elvis Presley

"On the advice of my lawyers, I disavow any
knowledge of The Travis." - Santa Clause

"The Travis is grrreat! " - Tony the Tiger

"I voted for The Travis." - John Kerry

”I’m his number one fan!” – Michael Jordan