So... there was these two people and one was a guy and one was a girl and they got married and one of them (the girl) gave birth to this little tiny person and that was Travis and that happened in the eighties. Travis was really small for a long time but he did start to get bigger and cry less and also stopped pooping his pants so much but hadn't altogether stopped doing that yet. But then he got even bigger and started going to school and did stop pooping his pants and pretty soon he understood the subtle nuances of football and other sports. A while later he moved from where he had been living to somewhere else and stayed there for a while and went to school some more. Then he moved again and this time it was really far and everyone thought it was a bad idea but Travis couldn't do anything about it and he was living in Reno, Nevada and then he learned to tie his shoes and it was a big year for him, all in all. He got a job at a pet store and he was supposed to help customers and move cans of catfood all over the place. Every now and then a small rodent would wind up dead and Travis was also going to college and had gotten much bigger than when he was born. Then the college said, "You have worked your whole life with this moment in time the ultimate goal of your being. You have spent thousands of dollars and thousands of hours working towards this. Give us fifty bucks and take this piece of paper which certifies that you have done something. Now go, and don't come back unless you want to donate money." So Travis went and taught some math and students said he was, "OK, I guess" but they always qualified that with, "for a math-geek" and this made Travis decide to teach others to be a Math-Geek, too. And he still doesn't poop his pants although that could start again many years from now.
Statistics
Height: 6'2" Mass: 6.25 slugs
Age: 26 Gender: Male
Born: Once Died: No
Throws: Right Bats: Right
Tatoos: None Piercings: None
Eyes: Two Appendix: Yes
Hair: Blond, Covering Most of His Body
Copyright 2008 Travis Felker